Yeah. I figured. Since everyone seems to be writing cookie cutter formulaic crap that is basically someone else's book and plot- well, hot damn!- I should too. So I'm going to write a children's book called.
THE VERY HUNGRY ZOMBIE
On the first day, the zombie ate 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar's' brains and it tasted good. But the zombie was still hungry.
On the second day, the zombie ate a mouse's brain. And it was mousy. But, oh boy! He was still hungry.
On the third day, he found road kill. Yum! So he just kept eating and eating. Brains galore! Ant eater brains, wolf brains, cute little pea sized robins brains , and even sasquash brains! But he was still hungry.
On the fifth day, he climbed the Seattle space needle and looked around at all he could see. People. He saw people. So he climbed back down and ate people brains. Lots of them.
On the sixth day, he wandered to Texas and hot
On the seventh day, he awoke. And he was no longer a zombie! No sir. He was a sparkly vampire!
The next book in the series would be called: The Very Thirsty Vampire.
**All comments and critiques are welcome, but unnecessary. I'm a rich b*tch and hollywood is printing this up becuz ya'll like my kinky hair,